Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel.
“Be hydrated”, they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said
“I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID
Person: So what’s going on in your life?
Me: *gives update on team’s cross country season*
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.